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What movies have not aged well?

10.06.2025 00:25

What movies have not aged well?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Dr No

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Octopussy

Moonraker

Diamonds Are Forever

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You Only Live Twice

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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-All the bad guys are black.

Goldfinger

-J W Pepper

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Ah so!”

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-”She is very sexyful!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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A View to a Kill

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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Live and Let Die

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

From Russia With Love

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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